San Jose Strip Clubs: Hit & Run: Take the Tiger test
It’s hard keeping up with Tiger Woods’ collection of alleged girlfriends. Not just because they keep popping up like fluffy rats in a fairground sideshow; nor because they’re as likely to deny, as to admit, any involvement with the great sportsman – leading to suspicions they’ve been silenced by money. It’s hard keeping up because they’re so interchangeable. Mr Woods diligently favours the Las Vegas Babe look: white-skinned, breasty, leggy, bottle-blonde, perma-smiling, not seemingly overburdened with intelligence.
The ladies pursue the same occupation (cocktail waitress/party hostess/ model/whatever) they have stripper Christian names – Jamie, Jaimee, Cori, Mindy, Holly – and suspiciously symbolic surnames: Grubbs, Moquin, Jungers, Rist, like characters in a modern Dickens novel. They all met Tiger in nightclubs, bars and hotels where they were sized up by his minders, then propositioned. Most claim to have had long affairs with Woods since 2005 (when he married Elin Nordegren). So was he seeing them simultaneously? But how could he tell the difference? Here’s a quiz to remind you what makes Tiger’s babes individually special.
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